| 23rd Mar 2016 | | Miles | 3 : 1 | Malarkey |
| 21st Mar 2016 | | Andy | 3 : 1 | Malarkey |
| 21st Mar 2016 | | Orlando | 3 : 2 | Malarkey |
| 19th Mar 2016 | left hand, right hand, it doesnt matter, Im amphibious | Malarkey | 3 : 2 | PeteW |
| 18th Mar 2016 | | Miles | 3 : 0 | AndyC |
| 17th Mar 2016 | if everything is under control, you are not moving fast enough | Malarkey | 3 : 2 | Jakub |
| 17th Mar 2016 | | Miles | 3 : 1 | Malarkey |
| 16th Mar 2016 | | Graham | 3 : 0 | PeteW |
| 16th Mar 2016 | abandon hope, all ye who enter here | JAD | 3 : 0 | Malarkey |
| 16th Mar 2016 | | Miles | 3 : 1 | Malarkey |
| 15th Mar 2016 | if I can be of any help you are in worse trouble than I thought | Malarkey | 3 : 1 | Graham |
| 15th Mar 2016 | squash is 90% mental, the other half is physical | Malarkey | 3 : 0 | PeteW |
| 14th Mar 2016 | if things appear to be ok, you have overlooked something | Malarkey | 3 : 1 | Orlando |
| 10th Mar 2016 | | Miles | 3 : 2 | Bob |
| 10th Mar 2016 | | Miles | 3 : 2 | Bob |
| 10th Mar 2016 | it is not enough to succeed, others must fail | JAD | 3 : 0 | Malarkey |
| 10th Mar 2016 | sometimes youre the dog, sometimes youre the lamp post | Malarkey | 3 : 1 | Jakub |
| 9th Mar 2016 | | Miles | 3 : 2 | Malarkey |
| 7th Mar 2016 | nothing is certain, until it happens | Malarkey | 3 : 2 | Andy |
| 4th Mar 2016 | | Miles | 3 : 1 | Malarkey |